AND THE DARK SACRED NIGHT. Or it could be AND THE MOUNTAINS ECHOED, or AND THEN I FOUND YOU, or AND THEN SHE WAS GONE. AND ALL THINGS KARDASHIAN. Or you can just do a straight Selfie title like I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW ME FROM, by a young lady who is described as "one of the most prolific actresses of our time." You know what a Selfie is, right? That's where you take your own photo to post on social media: AND IN ALL MY SPLENDOR or AND THEN I FOUND ME might be an appropriate title. Or Kim Kardashian's upcoming SELFISH, which says it all. Which brings us to Justin Bieber.